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I don’t often visit Reddit.com, but I somehow ended up there and I came across this really funny thread. It was titled Sometimes I like to change the setting on people’s toasters when I’m in their kitchen.

Reddit users are a funny bunch because many of the replies illicited LOLs from me, including:

I like putting chicken bullion cubes inside people’s shower heads.

I like to exchange my underwear with a clean pair I find in someone else’s home.

I like to blow out pilot light on people’s ovens

I like to write on their to do lists. If you follow Stephen Wright’s example:

I poop in the top part of people’s toilets.

I like to put confetti in peoples toasters. They nice flaming party the next time they want toast.

Do you have any favourite ‘habits’ when visiting a friend’s house?

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I was reading a Toronto Star article the other day about two women who married in Toronto but are actually from Indiana. They now want to get a divorce but since Indiana doesn’t recognize same-sex marriages they can’t get divorced there. Ontario requires at least one of the people in the marriage to live in the region for one year before proceeding with a divorce which is just impossible, the estranged couple says.

While that is certainly a catch-22, it’s not what I found confusing. It’s the picture of the two brides figurines used with the story and the cutline that reads “Two brides at a lesbian wedding day.”

What? I have so many questions. Those are just figurines, they can’t be straight or gay. How are they at a lesbian wedding day? I’m so confused.

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My Twitter settings are such that I receive notification whenever someone new follows me. How wonderful was it when I opened my e-mail this morning to find out I was being followed by “Death and taxes.”

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I pass this vet once in a while and I love their signs.

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Wow – George Bush makes a funny joke on purpose. Albeit about himself but props for making me laugh. I don’t care if you destroyed your country for personal gain, keep it up chuckles!

A Twitter contact posted this and it honestly made my day. The reviews for this t-shirt are fantastic.

Definitely worth the click-through. Check-check-check it out. Make sure you read the reviews – that’s the funny part – even though the t-shirt is pretty funny on its own.

I think putting funny sayings on cakes is really funny. My first attempt was when I was a teenager. My father forgot to pick up a cake for my mom’s birthday so he sent me over to pick one up. I had the cake people put “Happy birthday mom, from Mathieu” on the cake so when my dad opened it up in the kitchen to put the candles on all you could hear was laughter.

I came across this great site that has ten really funny cake mishaps. The one above is classic. There are three words and you can’t get two of them right? The other entries are just as funny, check them out.

Pretty funny -- 1920s style. And by the way, it was just a regular rash

A brilliant mashup showing seemingly the exact same scenes from different Disney movies. Right down to the movement of the characters.

This was on the front page of my Amazon.ca site when I logged in. Classic.

For those of you who don’t get it, it’s a Star Wars reference.